11/7/09

Hook 'Em and Letters are Ready

Hook-Em-Horns

Mama and Daddy went to the UT-CFS game today and were
VERY happy when they got home. Looks like the Longhorns won again!!!

When Mama came home I told her to get her prehensile thumbs to work doing the letter from the Smileyface Contest. She, of course, got right to work to get them done (she knows that her annual purrrrformance review is coming up this month). So...here they are. Mama put buttons over on our side bar if the winners want to put them on their bloggies!



Patachou Letter

Kylie Letter

Jasmine Letter

We hope everyone is having an awesome weekend!!!!
Mama is hoping that her Giants show up at their game tomorrow!!!

11/5/09

The Art of the Happy Dance by Bilbo


1-Daddy says Mama is Home

While Dory is taking some personal days after being  humiliated worn out after Halloween, I have taken my role as PA (pack alpha) in the blog world today this week. Today I wanted to show you a recent conversation Dory and I had regarding the "Art of the Happy Dance". Dory seems to think it should start AFTER Mama or Daddy get IN the door. I, on the other hand, KNOW it should start before the humans come in the door because it IS the happy dance that makes them come in faster!!!

0-Waitin' for Mama to get Home

Bilbo: "Dory, Daddy says Mama is home...are you ready for the happy dance???"
Dory: "Ummm Bilbo, should we really believe Daddy? "
Bilbo: "Daddy wouldn't fib about this Dory..It IS MAMA!!"
Dory: "Ok Bilbo, I am ready then"


3-Start with a little woof
Bilbo: "OK, we will start with a little woof..WOOF!"
Dory: "Ummmm Daddy, I do NOT hear Mama..."


4-Look at the door very hard Willing the Mama"
Bilbo: "Dory...Stare at the door so Mama comes in...STARING.."
Dory: "Ummm...Bilbo, I still do NOT hear Mama"


5 Stand at Attention Dory
Bilbo: "DORY...PAY ATTENTION!!!!"



6-Mama???
Bilbo: "Did you hear that Dory?"
Dory: " I guess I heard something..."



6a Must
Bilbo: "Start the Happy Dance Dory!! Jump up high...scratch on the way down
and WOOF WOOF WOOF."



6b Open
Bilbo: "WOOF WOOF...SCRATCH SCRATCH".
Dory...where are you???"

6c-Door
Dory: "I am watching you Bilbo, that is some pawesome ear flappage dude!!
Have you been reading Fiona and Belle's bloggies so you could get the right  flip in your flappage???"
Bilbo: "WOOF WOOF WOOF...SCRATCHSCRATCH"



7-I am TIRED Bilbo
Dory: " I don't hear anything anymore Bilbo and I am TIRED!!"
Bilbo: "SIGH....Dory PERSERVERE!!!"


6e-OK...I will wait
Bilbo: " I will wait RIGHT HERE until Mama comes in!!"


8-I am going to lay down...Mama in NOT home...Daddy is playing with our heads!!!
Dory: "OK Bilbo, I am going to lay down Mama is NOT home...
Daddy is playing with your head silly dog"


Note from the Mama: Thanks to the Daddy for the awesome pictures and he WAS playing with Bilbo's poor little head. This was the weekend I was away.




11/3/09

AND THE WINNER IS......................................



Dory's-Smiley-fest-2009-Log


After hours of deliberation, spreadsheets and ummmm napping by me whilst Mama went to get her peepers checked here are the winners of the 1st Annual Smileyfest. Drumroll please....dadadadadadadadadada

Third Place, and $10 donated to Lifelong Friends in their name is.......


13-Jasmine---2
Jasmine!!!! 
Congrats Jasmine. Mama will be making a card and posting it later
in the week with your beautiful Smiley Face!






Second Place and $15 donated to Lifelong Friends in their name goes to........



58-Kylie---3
KYLIE!!!





and now for the moment you have all been waiting for
.............First Place and $25 donated to their favorite animal shelter





08-Patachou---2
Angel Patachou!!!! 

This is very special because Patachu went over the rainbow bridge and this is a great way to honor her memory!! Because this is a special case, Mama is adding $15 (a total of $40) in lieu of the personal prize package!!! Anne-Katherine please email my Mama at bethblogatebchristiansdotcom and let me know what animal shelter you would like the donation to go to.

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO PLAYED AND VOTED!!!!

Every furiend was a winner in this contest!!!


 Be sure to come take lots of smiley pictures this year for next year's contest!!! 
Remember smiling makes everyone wonder what you are up to!!!!


I had a Bad Dream

Last night I had a bad dream. 4 very blurry big dogs were all standing around me crying!!! Their tears got me ALL wet and then two of them started to slobber while they were crying, and the slobber was getting higher and higher until I thought I was going to have to SWIM!! Finally the doggies came into focus....

"Mango, Dexter, Gus, Waldo...what are you guys doing here??"

"Well Dory, we were sad because we didn't see our names on your Mama's card yesterday. aren't you our friend??""

"OH MY DOG!!! Of course you are my friends, it will be my assistant Mama that will not be my friend soon!!!"

Then I woke up....went over...and LICKED MAMA'S FACE (it was about 3am). When she woke up, I told her she was on "PROBATION" and that she better fis this BEFORE she did anything else this morning.
So here is the fixed card. Mama has not mailed it out because Daddy is gone and she cannot find any envelopes, she is going to mail it out tomorrow so if you don't see your name let us know....

Lifelongfriendsrev1

Note from the Mama...I am really the one that woke up thinking I didn't remember writing down Mango and Dexter...and then realized I may have forgotten Gus and Waldo too...

11/2/09

11 More Hours

Remember...the polls are open until 11:59pm to vote for the Bestest Smileys!! Mama will announce the winner tomorrow afternoon after tallying the votes!!




...here is the card for the final VPKC...Thanks to all our furriends!!!

Final VPKC Card

11/1/09

That is Ridiculous!! or....Blame it on the Cheetos!!

The last  posts are  Mama's entry in Brutus's - "That is Ridiculous" Contest!! Get your entries in now cause the contest ends REAL SOON!!!



OK Tank...so I caved!

Actually I remembered what Mama sayed about C-O-M-P-R-O-M-I-S-E...and that's what we did. Here are the terms Mama agreed upon:

Cheeto-Bite

I would just be outside for one hour
I would get to sit on Daddy's lap
He would hand feed me cheetos, 1 for every 4 he ate
Next year I would get a NORMAL doggie costume  NO Rodents, NO Kitty Cats!!!



The-Booty

When we got back inside I would get my pressies and take off the rodent costume RIGHT AWAY!!

Thanks to all my friends for there support, it is nice to know that I have a place to go if Mama goes off the DEEP END again!!
Satisfied
Hope everyone had a safe and Happy Halloween!


REMEMBER THAT THE SMILEYFEST POLLS ARE OPEN UNTIL MONDAY NIGHT AT 11:59PM. GET YOUR FURIENDS AND HUMANS TO VOTE FOR YOU!!!