While Dory is taking some personal days after being humiliated worn out after Halloween, I have taken my role as PA (pack alpha) in the blog world today this week. Today I wanted to show you a recent conversation Dory and I had regarding the "Art of the Happy Dance". Dory seems to think it should start AFTER Mama or Daddy get IN the door. I, on the other hand, KNOW it should start before the humans come in the door because it IS the happy dance that makes them come in faster!!!
Bilbo: "Dory, Daddy says Mama is home...are you ready for the happy dance???"
Dory: "Ummm Bilbo, should we really
believe Daddy? "
Bilbo: "Daddy wouldn't fib about this Dory..It IS MAMA!!"
Dory: "Ok Bilbo, I am ready then"
Bilbo: "OK, we will start with a little woof..WOOF!"
Dory: "Ummmm Daddy, I do NOT hear Mama..."
Bilbo: "Dory...Stare at the door so Mama comes in...STARING.."
Dory: "Ummm...Bilbo, I still do NOT hear Mama"
Bilbo: "DORY...PAY ATTENTION!!!!"
Bilbo: "Did you hear that Dory?"
Dory: " I guess I heard something..."
Bilbo: "Start the Happy Dance Dory!! Jump up high...scratch on the way down
and WOOF WOOF WOOF."
Bilbo: "WOOF WOOF...SCRATCH SCRATCH".
Dory...where are you???"
Dory: "I am watching you Bilbo, that is some pawesome ear flappage dude!!
Have you been reading Fiona and Belle's bloggies so you could get the right flip in your flappage???"
Bilbo: "WOOF WOOF WOOF...SCRATCHSCRATCH"
Dory: " I don't hear anything anymore Bilbo and I am TIRED!!"
Bilbo: "SIGH....Dory PERSERVERE!!!"
Bilbo: " I will wait RIGHT HERE until Mama comes in!!"

Dory: "OK Bilbo, I am going to lay down Mama is NOT home...
Daddy is playing with your head silly dog"
Note from the Mama: Thanks to the Daddy for the awesome pictures and he WAS playing with Bilbo's poor little head. This was the weekend I was away.