9/2/11

Squirrel Chasing 101 - The Syllabus

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Studious-Boney
Professor Bilbo here to present the syllabus for Squirrel Chasing 101.

First the Course Description:

Ummmmm you will learn how to chase squirrels...DUH MAMA.

Oooooooohhhhhh, sorry Mama. Mama says that we will be teaching this in 2 different parts.

Professor-Dory
On Saturday the class will be focused on Outside Squirrel Hunting. This is for those of you that have backyards or live in the country. This class will be taught by Miss Dory, with a special expert guest speaker who will introduce the class and tell us his expert hunting skills







Prof-Jacob
Sunday we will have Indoor Squirrel Hunting. This will be taught by Professor Jacob who is an expert on Toy Squirrel Hunting. 

  

Dory-Indoor-Squirrel-Hunt

Dory doesn't think squirrels should be hunted indoors...but Jacob wants doggies in the city to understand that it is just as fun to chase squirrels inside it will also sharpen your outside squirrel chasing skills if your humans ever get you a backyard.





Text and Materials: All you really need is the internets (to get the class), but a real and/or toy squirrel could be helpful too (plus who doesn't need an extra toy or 2 around the house!!)!

Grading: If you attend and comment on both classes you will get an A in the class and be entered TWICE for a drawing to win a Doggie Cookie Jar filled with Home Made cookies!!

If you attend and comment on one class you will get a B and be entered once to win the cookie jar mentioned above.

We will have a button for efurryone who attends to take with them when they leave

I, Bilbo, will be back on Monday to announce the grades and the winner of the Cookie Jar!

So stop by and see us, don't worry if you didn't sign up, I am sure Mama can find a desk for you!!

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14 comments:

  1. Golden Woofs! SUGARSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Woof! Woof! Happy Friday guys ... It is FUN chasing squirrel. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
    FYI: Please add your url + class topic to the "hop"located after my blog post. Golden Woofs

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  2. Frankie Furter and ErnieSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    This is gonna be SOOOOOOO exciting. I thank you Professor Bilbo fur the SillyBus Presentation.
    Can't WAIT fur the classes.

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  3. The Daily Pip September 2, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    I will be there! I have had some issues with squirrels lately and I just know this class will help me!

    Your pal, Pip

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  4. Maggie Mae and MaxSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    OoH dis sounds so very excitin' to me! I sure hopes I can find some time to get away from the Emer. Medical Tent and come by fur a quick lesson!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  5. Kari in AlaskaSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    looks like a fun class!!!

    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  6. My Mind's EyeSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    MOL on your visitor who looked like me....Mom said she heard everyone had a twin somewhere and she is glad my twin doesn't live here becasue I'm a hand full.

    We are finally here after a morning of no internets....it is our hope to be able to attend both of your Squirrel classes this weekend that is if mr. internets behaves.
    Hugs from your BFFF
    Madi

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  7. Two French BulldogsSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    These classes look awesome! We love hunting those tree rats indoor. Outdoors in any doors professor Dory
    Benny & Lily

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Oh I is so very excited! Thank you Professor Bilbo for the SillyBus too.

    I am very excited bout the indoor squirrel huntin cause I gots LOADS of indoor squirrels and they needs huntin!

    woos, Tessa

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  9. UnknownSeptember 2, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    Sookie and Darcy are raring to go squirrel chasing! We're in the UK so don't expect any cookies, we're just doing it for fun!! :)

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    OOOOOHHHH! Let me at them squirrels! woo woo woo!

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  11. houndstoothSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    I am sure that we are going to find this very educational! I'd like to mention now that none of the rest of us are responsible for anything that Lilac might say if she speaks up in class!

    Bunny

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  12. SquirrelQueenSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Professor Bilbo, the whole Kitty Krew is ready for your classes. We will be here both days.

    One of our krew members, Spooky, has treed a squirrel for you to use as course material if you like. He's trapped on mommy's other blog.

    Purrs,
    The Kitty Krew

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  13. Teddy BearSeptember 2, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Thanks for the great tutorial, friends!:)

    Love,
    Teddy Bear & Sierra

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  14. ♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥September 3, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Sorry we forgot to sign up but I been busy getting ready for my roaching 202 class.

    Our friend Brooklyn killed and ate a squirrel's head off before her Mommy could stop her. Now that's squirrel chasing but she was lucky cause it was a baby and fell out of the tree!!

    {{huggies}}..........Mona & Weenie

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