Arty here today with a couple of jokes from my friend Crush the Turtle!
Whatcha got, Crush?
Thanks Arty!
Here is one of my favorites!
What do sea monster eat?
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Fish and Ships!
TeeHeeHee...That was pretty good Crush! How about one more?
Sure thing, Arty!
Why did the vegan go fishing?
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Just for the Halibut...Bwahahaha
Oh boy Crush...I don't know about funny, but
mmmmmm...seafood is sounding pretty tasty about now!
Happy Tongue Out Turtle Tuesday!
hahaha we love that turtle jokes , your friend Crush is fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI could go for some seafood too!
ReplyDeleteOh yes..I LUFFS sea foodables!!!1 Yum, yum
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
You are too funny, Arty, and you look fabulous in your shirt and hat!
ReplyDeleteOh boy! Do you know why numbers are afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! LOL!
ReplyDeleteha ha Halibut. ha ha ha. love that one and you look soooo cute. I LOVE the FISH in the first photo. adorable
ReplyDeleteFunny and yummy too you two!
ReplyDeleteAre you taking your show on the road? Or on a cruise? Too-too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh Arty! You and Crush are cracking us up. We just love your outfit. Where does your mom find those shirts for you? Walter thinks he would look great in one.
ReplyDeleteMama got this shirt from Chewy.com!
DeleteCrush you might be slow moving but you are quick with the jokes!!
ReplyDeleteArty I'm lovin' your yellow sun visor.
Hugs Cecilia
I wouldn't mind some fishy to eat right now! Especially since my mum ruined my dinner by putting mushrooms in it!
ReplyDeleteKlem, Mara
Fun joke and love that tongue out too.
ReplyDeleteI linked this post to Happy Tuesday.
Have a woof woof day. My best to your mom. ♥
Thanks Artie for the laughs this morning!
ReplyDeleteWe wish we had a joking stuffy and some fishies to eat too. Xox Lucy and Xena
ReplyDeleteOur tongues are hangin' out, too, at the thought of fish!
ReplyDeleteBOL, you are silly
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
You and your turtle are quite the comedy team, Arty!
ReplyDeleteCrush is pretty funny, Arty!!! You two work well together. We think we would put our tongues out for some fish too!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Arty you are so punny!
ReplyDeleteWe love your tongue. Those jokes made us smile.
ReplyDeleteBOL! We liked the jokes Arty!
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel
Love your Hawaiian shirt, Arty. 🌴
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