Blogville Mugshots

You've heard about the BAR right (Click HERE, if you haven't)??  A bunch of Blogville Residents and their peeps are going to get to meet in the FURS in June!!

Well Homeland Security found out about BAR and insisted we do background checks on all our residents!  OMD, you are not going to believe what we found!!! 
A bunch of our residents seem to have rap sheets!!!
 Look at what the agents found on their 
Secret Super Computer!!

 After further investigation it was found Beachnut was just switching to a bigger shell. Charges were dropped.

 Ernie contested the charges stating that being drunk on love is not a crime!

 It seems the table games at PawPaw Pantsleg and MeeMaw's house got a tad out of control. Shelldon was released into the Hand's custody.

 Unfortunately Matt's Mama corroborated these charges.

 Joey was accused of sleeping while the Squirrel Cartel ran loose in his backyard. Unfortunately,  there were no witnesses as his brother was also napping. Charges were dropped.

 Reportedly, Momo ran off with some of her Daddy's pizza. No evidence was ever found.

Momo seems happy to spend more time with Joey, even if it is in jail!!

 Arty maintains his innocence, but both Bilbo and Dory claimed to have witnessed this event.

 After further investigation,  it was found this was actually a "monkey training" session.

 Ginger continues to claim her innocence. She believes her Mama is at fault for "starving her" (putting her on a diet).

 Many counts of using her smile to get extra treats have been reported by her brother and sister.

 A report that Oreo used yarn to tie up his Mama and keep her home was filed, but no witness has come forward (and his Daddy was sleeping).

 We have three separate accounts of Pierre digging up moles.

We are still not sure why this is a crime in Blogville!

"No puppy knows the troubles we've seen"

Let's just say the circuits of the Moon cell tower were melting from the heat from their conversations!!

 It seems taking a tank from the US over the pond to your boyfriends place is a crime.  Who knew??

 Unfortunately, Bertie's human Gail can attest to this report.

Looks like Bertie and Murphy paid off the guards to get a bit of "alone time" with their gals!

 Madi was caught red pawed stealing her Mama's morning "O's" and plead guilty with no sign of remorse!

 Another case of wrongful arrest!! Jessie straightened this out, she assures us Casey was doing his job and keeping her safe!

 The reported leader of the "Bacon Gang",  Travis pleaded guilty to the charges. He did, however, promise to reveal the other members of his gang in exchange for a bit of bacon.

 Bilbo maintains he was only ordering pizza for his sister!

 Charges were dropped immediately when Ziggy told us his Uncle Bilbo said it was OK for him to go potty in the house. 

Additional charges may be made against Bilbo.

(Eating a Foreign Substance)

It seems Ranger got into a bit of trouble when his neighbors charged him with eating a nerf arrow.

 Wesley exceeded speed limits several times

and refused to pay citations claiming 

"My Mama was calling me!"

 The charges against Ciara were dropped when it was discovered the fugitive she was harboring was actually her brother.

Jakey admits to having a problem and is currently goes to regular meetings of Deader's Anonymous

"MORE TREATS!! MORE TREATS!! MORE TREATS!!"
Oh no, looks like we may have a prison riot soon!!!

Go visit Murphy and Stanley to check out other Blogville felons!!