Mama and Daddy went away last weekend...they SAID it was for their annual "planning retreat". Seriously? How long does it take to plan how many Chewy.com orders to place and how many walkies to take us on during the year?
I looked on Mama's phone the other day and saw some pretty interesting pictures dated last weekend. Seems like the "planning retreat" included a trip to the Jelly Belly Factory!!
"WHAT THE WHAT???"
That's right, Dory....they went to a jelly bean factory, WITHOUT US!!! What's up with that????
And the worst thing???
We aren't allowed to dead the stuffed jelly bean OR eat any jelly beans they brought back!! Mama made us take pictures with them though!!!
Sheesh, our Mama is cruel sometimes!
(Note from Mama: They were paid handsomely with Zuke treats for posing!)
Do your peeps ever make you pose with souvenirs they bring back from trips where you didn't get to go???
Haha we take them everywhere!!
ReplyDeleteExcept Hawaii. When we returned, Maddie went nuts and was kissing so hard she shoved her tongue down our throats lmao.
I wonder if dey make BACON jelly bellies.
ReplyDeleteMy momma luvs Jelly Bellies - now she wants to go buy some! BOL!
ReplyDeleteWivout you!!!!!! I hopes you were WELL reward fur such neglect when they came home!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
The peeps can be so unfeeling at times! Gosh, just one little ole jelly bean won't hurt you *eye roll*
ReplyDeleteCRIKEY ... You both posed beautifully for your Momma and she didn't even give you one jelly bean??? Well ... You know what to do next time, aye?
ReplyDeleteGrowing up, my mom traveled around the world, then she was a flight attendant for 11 years, and after that lived in Europe for 10 years. Thankfully, she only wants to stay home and if she does go anywhere it is usually with us in the car 1-2 times a year. She never had dogs for so many years because she was traveling, so we are thrilled she is now boring and likes to stay home!
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteGood grief - that is tantamount to cruel and unusual tawchewer if you ask me... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx (...who has to source the non-gelatin versions and that's tricky!)
Oh I would love to visit that factory... and my momma would probably live there if she could :o)
ReplyDeleteyou would be safe here because we have not been on a trip of any kind since 2005.. sorry you are not allowed to dead that little jeally belly, so cute.. glad they are back home with you ...
ReplyDeleteSqueals!! Jelly belly FACTORY? OMP - my mom would pass out with that. She has a little candy container at work that pops out Jelly Belly treats. What an awesome tour that would be. And oh yeah, mom/dad frequently go out and get into trouble without us all of the time. What is up with that? I think we need to go with them to keep them "out of trouble". XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteWhen us Beaglebratz won sum Frosty Paws couponz an'the package included a little stuffie Frosty Pawz, our mom wuz really a meany an'woodn't let us hardly even SNIFF it.
ReplyDeleteOur mom wood love tue haf sum jelly beanz rite now butt we don't haf any kind of place like that in our town.
Lord Shiloh'n Lady Shasta of Beaglebratz Manor
Oh - we DID hafta poze with that Frosty Paws stuffie butt didn't git tue dead it or nuthin!
ReplyDeleteThat's just CRUEL. I can't believe they were so mean to you! They'd better give you EXTRA treats.
ReplyDeleteWe never get anything when they leave us, sigh!
ReplyDeleteMust admit the Mom loves the butter popcorn flavored jelly bellies :)
ReplyDeleteJELLY BELLY NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN FACTORY.
ReplyDeleteOH YES I'M MADE TO POSE WITH ALL KINDS OF THINGS AND I HAVE TO LIKE IT.
MOM SAYS IT IS ALL IN THE NAME OF MY BLOG...I'M OK WITH IT AS LONG AS I'M NOT RUDELY AWAKENED FROM DREAMLAND
HUGS MADI YOUR BFF
O M D WHAT the WHAT indeed!! THIS is a TRAVESTY and OUTRAGE How DARE they... and the LAME excuse fur abandoning you... INSANE.... You are SO correct, it would only take 87 seconds to Plan your Chewy.com order Schedule and Walkies !!!! THIS is SO WRONG... and to make thingys even WRONGER.... they won't let you have a Shredded and Deaded time with that Jolly Jelly Belly Guy?
ReplyDeleteOMD O M D We think you should start CHEWING UP THEIR SHOES. Pawbacks are Ripped laces and Shredded TONGUES...
No, and hopefully our mom won't get that idea in her head!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what is the point of going anywhere without us dogs?
ReplyDeleteElliot would have like to dead that jelly bean - and eat him!
Dip and Elliot x
Planning retreat, my paw!
ReplyDeletenope, but our mom loves jelly bellies....stella rose
ReplyDeleteWE no longer have a pup sitter so Mom and Dad don't go very far - just to work or shopping.
ReplyDeleteMom would love a getaway for a day or two
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
This is NOT right! What do they need to plan? They need to plan how to spoil you!
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm & Bark On!
Murphy & Stanley
Sheesh - couldn't they do all that planning at home where the four of you would be at the ready with some prime suggestions and inspirations???
ReplyDeleteWe don't think we have ever tried jelly beans either, but Mom says Jelly Bellies are the best:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
They better get their butts back home
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Mommy loves jelly bellies so much that she just fainted thinking about going to the factory. I have been pretty lucky so far, Mommy has taken me on 2 trips and it was a little confusing but very much fun. I am glad you at least got some treats.
ReplyDeleteZiggy Out!!
That's just mean! You guys need to go on strike !
ReplyDeleteOMD! I am so jealous that you went to the Jelly Belly company! I LOVE jellybeans. ♥ ♥
ReplyDeleteWait. What?!? You aren't allowed to ... play with the Jelly Belly stuffie?!?!?! Who came up with that rule?
ReplyDeleteThere better have been TONS of Zuke's handed out. TONS!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher