I am having problems with my Mama lately....
We do a photo shoot, I smile pretty and.....
Then I wait for my cookie...
WHAT??? Just that little piece of cookie??
...and you want to do what Mama??
Change Hats??
...wait, another LITTLE piece of cookie???
What about after wearing this silly
pirate hat??
Loooooook into my eyes Mama and give me
a WHOLE cookie!!!
SHEESH....just another LITTLE PIECE???
PHHHttthhhhhhtt!!
There is no way I have had three whole cookies...all I have been getting
are little pieces!!
Sheesh.....Mama can be real stingy sometimes!!
Your momma sounds like mine - she are real stingy wif da cookies.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean!! We work so hard and deserve a whole cookie for each task. There should be a law, maybe we can check with the new Mayorz.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
the pink hat looks so great with your fur, that should be worth a whole cookie... or two?
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
You are such a pawfect model Dory, that's why Mom wants all the photos. But... I've no idea why she's stingy with goodies, that's not on. After all a supermodel should get paid supermodel rates!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh but pieces of cookie are better than nothing and remember my mantra.....no treats no pose. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Harlow feels the same way!
ReplyDeleteMonty and Harlow
Hailey hates the little pieces too. She thinks it is cruel and unusual!
ReplyDeleteOnly tiny pieces of cookies! That is so wrong!
ReplyDeleteAfter ALL that work, you deserve a BIG bone!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
OMD Dory...you are a supermodel and she is only paying you with pieces of cookie?!? What is going on over there? We think you always look beautiful in your photos and thus should be paid in full size cookies!
ReplyDeleteOz
Hey Dory!
ReplyDeleteWow, first you look adorable of course, second your peep is definitely holding out on you! Ptththt fur sure. Maybe you need to remind her who's boss by chewing something up or doing zoomies in the house. Gotta get her attention, I think. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
Oh girl we loved that cupcake hat yousa were a wearing we still finks that Victoria Secrets will be calling you soon.....stella rose
ReplyDeleteIsn't it the worst when a mom is stingy! Cute, cute photos!
ReplyDeletenot only are you 'eye candy' but you are so very patient with your mama..
ReplyDeleteMean mean mama!
ReplyDeleteDory, where DID you find that cupcake hat?
OH DEAR DORY SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOM HAS AN EVIL FOUR LETTER WORD ON HER BRAIN...
ReplyDeleteD I E T!!
YOU MIGHT NEED ERNIE THE ATTORNEY TO NEGOTIATE YOUR SUPER MODEL CONTRACT FOR BETTER CONDITIONS
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
I just don't cooperate if I don't get a GOOD piece of cookie. I work for just compensation!
ReplyDeleteYou are da best and prettiest model ever. You deserve a raise.
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
Those mommas are so demanding
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOh you are looking STUNNING today Dory. You know, mum is really doing you a favour; by keeping less on the lips you'll continue to shape those hips! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
I think you deserve a whole cookie!
ReplyDeleteJoey dog says you should be paid overtime for your patience with your human. At least six cookies for that photo session!
ReplyDeleteOh Miss Dory! You look lovely today as always, sorry your mom is being stingy with the cookies. I am so happy that we will be going to the dance together. I will get my mom busy pressing my suit!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey
Tut tut, that is not the proper modelling fee Dory, we would take it up with Ernie and his legal team!
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Wouldn't it be so much fun to turn the tables....make them pose with stuffs on , like modle doggie and cat collars doggie booties, and all the would get is ONE cheeto!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
YES the law FURm of vonSchnitzel, Ketchum and Deadum... handles CONTRACTS... and BRIEFS... fur SURE after this Post... you have a very GOOD case fur Contract RE-Negotiation. We are SURE that we can get you MORE REWARDS fur your OUTSTANDING TALENT...
ReplyDeleteHope your mom has Chewy.com on Speed Dial.
Ernie the Atty. & Roxy Para Legal
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! She finally got your tongue out, but it must be in response to the cookie-stinginess!
ReplyDeleteIf your mom continues to be stingy with the cookies you might have to bring her up on charges! Just contact Ernie the Attorney!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Why are the momma' so stingy with the treats?
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Just look at all of that cuteness!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
You need to get an agent Dory. You agent can negotiate your "fees" with your mom, okay? I must say that you look fabulous in all those awesome photos!
ReplyDeleteWhat is with our moms anyway? Don't they understand how much work we do for them?
ReplyDeleteOh no Dory, is your Mama trying to starve you????? Our Mama has been buying us shrinking treats! Even Mazie's have been getting smaller! She calls them "fat little dog treats" what does THAT mean??? We aren't fat! I know it is winter and we don't get out much, but geeze, we still like our treats!
ReplyDeleteYour Friend
Abbe
Love all your pictures and you deserve all 3 cookies!!
ReplyDeleteVery pretty Dory
wags
Oreo
Oh butt how aroootiful you look in your different hats!! So fashion forward.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Aw, you are too cute!
ReplyDeleteOh, wow, Dory! That pose with the pink and white hat on ... when you did the head tilt?!?! OVER THE TOP!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're such a professional!
Cammie!