5/18/20

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum!


 Hey Arty, want to hear a funny pirate joke I heard when I was out on my last adventure??

Sure Captain Monkey, let's hear it!
 
 OK, here it is:
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”


WOW! his leg?!?!?!

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”




Eeewwwwwww!!! Yucky!!!
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”




The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”


BOLBOL!!
Not Bad Pirate monkey, not bad!
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20 comments:

  1. easyweimaranerMay 18, 2020 at 11:52 PM

    oh my... muahahahahaha!!!

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  2. Yamini MacLeanMay 19, 2020 at 12:42 AM

    Hari OM
    BOL....cackle, froth... hic.... oh Arty... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. WFT NobbyMay 19, 2020 at 3:24 AM

    OUCH!!!

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  4. My GBGV LifeMay 19, 2020 at 4:25 AM

    Your Tuesday funnies are, well, okay, funny.

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  5. My Mind's EyeMay 19, 2020 at 6:07 AM

    OMDs the punch line left me 'punch' drunk!
    Bravo Bravo Bravo
    Hugs cecilia

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  6. Molly the AiredaleMay 19, 2020 at 6:14 AM

    YIKES☺

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  7. Susan from Bucks CountyMay 19, 2020 at 7:07 AM

    LOL!!

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  8. Matilda the BoxerMay 19, 2020 at 7:52 AM

    BOL!

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  9. Brian's Home BlogMay 19, 2020 at 8:02 AM

    That was cute and so are you Pirate Arty!

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  10. C.L.W.STEPMay 19, 2020 at 8:44 AM

    BOL LOL!

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  11. MadSnapperMay 19, 2020 at 8:44 AM

    not bad at all! still laughing and you look soooooooooo good in those sunglasses...

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  12. SandeeMay 19, 2020 at 8:47 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well done.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥

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  13. lexitheschnauzerMay 19, 2020 at 2:55 PM

    Arty, your expressions are priceless.
    We don't get it. XOX Lucy and Xena

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  14. Jo-Anne's RamblingsMay 19, 2020 at 5:17 PM

    Looking good and sounding funny

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  15. Millie and WalterMay 19, 2020 at 6:56 PM

    You sure made us laugh with that one Arty.

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  16. Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3May 19, 2020 at 8:17 PM

    BOL we love that one.

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  17. Tails Around the RanchMay 20, 2020 at 9:42 AM

    Hee, hee...you tell a great yarn, matey!

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  18. The Adventures of The Bell Fur ZooMay 20, 2020 at 11:22 AM

    BOL MOL good one pirate monkey :)

    xoxo,
    Matt & Matilda

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  19. M. K. ClintonMay 20, 2020 at 11:31 AM

    ARRRRGGGGHHH! That's funny, Monkey!

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  20. The Oceanside AnimalsMay 23, 2020 at 3:17 PM

    Lulu: "Drink up me hearties, yo ho, yo ho ho ho ho!"
    Chaplin: "Too many 'ho' repetitions, Lulu. It makes you sound like Santa."
    Charlee: "Hey if that pirate in the joke needs to get revenge on the bird, tell him to give us a call."

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