Hey Arty, want to hear a funny pirate joke I heard when I was out on my last adventure??
Sure Captain Monkey, let's hear it!
OK, here it is:
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
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| WOW! his leg?!?!?! |
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
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| Eeewwwwwww!!! Yucky!!! |
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
BOLBOL!!
Not Bad Pirate monkey, not bad!
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oh my... muahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteBOL....cackle, froth... hic.... oh Arty... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OUCH!!!
ReplyDeleteYour Tuesday funnies are, well, okay, funny.
ReplyDeleteOMDs the punch line left me 'punch' drunk!
ReplyDeleteBravo Bravo Bravo
Hugs cecilia
YIKES☺
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteBOL!
ReplyDeleteThat was cute and so are you Pirate Arty!
ReplyDeleteBOL LOL!
ReplyDeletenot bad at all! still laughing and you look soooooooooo good in those sunglasses...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. Well done.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Scritches all around and my best to your mom. ♥
Arty, your expressions are priceless.
ReplyDeleteWe don't get it. XOX Lucy and Xena
Looking good and sounding funny
ReplyDeleteYou sure made us laugh with that one Arty.
ReplyDeleteBOL we love that one.
ReplyDeleteHee, hee...you tell a great yarn, matey!
ReplyDeleteBOL MOL good one pirate monkey :)
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Matt & Matilda
ARRRRGGGGHHH! That's funny, Monkey!
ReplyDeleteLulu: "Drink up me hearties, yo ho, yo ho ho ho ho!"
ReplyDeleteChaplin: "Too many 'ho' repetitions, Lulu. It makes you sound like Santa."
Charlee: "Hey if that pirate in the joke needs to get revenge on the bird, tell him to give us a call."