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Once upon a time in a make believe land....sort of...lived a princess. make that a most BEAUTIFUL princess.
She was a fair and understanding ruler of her servants Mama and Daddy and didn't ask for much in return. A small warm bed (not less than 7 feet long and 6 feet wide) where she even allowed her servants Mama and Daddy sleep as long as they didn't take up TOO much room!! She also enjoyed many cookies and nicely cooked meals kibble!
Then yesterday something most awful happened....she was taken away from her kingdom. Now usually being taken away in her carriage was a happy event, full of adventures, walkies and new friends.....but yesterday her evil Mama dropped her off at the FUR STEALERS!!!! Now usually, the princess doesn't mind a bit of primping and pampering but twice a year her evil Mama has the FUR STEALERS take ALL HER NATURALLY CURLY FURS!! She was devastated......AND.... "Just when (I) she thought things couldn't get worse . . ."
Her evil Mama made her do a PHOTO SHOOT to SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
Her Mama told her that beauty isn't about how pretty your furs are it is how big your heart is!!!
This helped a LITTLE...but she stayed mad at her Mama for the next 87 MINUTES or maybe the next 5 minutes until Mama offered her a cookie.
The End.....
Dory Dory Dory...OMDs I wish I was there to help you with revenge...but let me tell you what I'd do...
ReplyDeletein the very weeeee hours of the morning a take a stroll across the peeps bladders. MOL MOL MOL that is what I do.
Hugs madi your bfff
Oh my Dory what can we say about the fur stealers and your peeps allowing all your furs to be taken away? Revenge is a dish best eaten cold which reminds it is dinner time soon. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOh but Dory it makes the undercurls shine shine shine... so little torture for such stunning shots. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
First of all, that first photo is beautiful with your crown and all. Stanley saw that and let out a howl. I don't know what THAT was about. And the other thing is that WE got our furs all cut off yesterday too! You may not know this but we have naturally curly hair as well. Stanley has so many curls on the top of his head that mom said it looks like a box of Q-tips! Of course you already know this, ahem . . . Anyway, your mom is right about the inner beauty thing but you should look sad and see if you can get some more treats. OK, now back to the campaign!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
PS - We will add your link for you!
Your furs are gone right before our eyes! What a story
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Dory, what a scary story. I am so sorry you had to be tortured like that. What is wrong with our Mommies???? We work so hard to grow our beautiful furs and look Hollywood glam and then in a few snips, our dreams are gone like the hair on the floor of the fur stealers. Just swept away. I hope you are feeling better now and please get some rest. You have earned it.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr to Bilbo
But your chest looks like a big heart, and that is soooo sweet!
ReplyDeleteLook closer at your pictures!
OMD! What a skeery story. I'm so glad that boxers never have to go to the fur stealers!
ReplyDeleteOMD...I thinks I screamed gurl!!!! She had them take your CURLS???!!!!! OMD, that is like CRIMINAL!!!!! Just not right!!! I thinks I would bite Ma in the arse if she took ALL my curls!! (wells, that would be virtually impossibles, since almost all my furs are curly!!)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry gurl...butts on the bright side...you look FABulous!!!
AND, you gots a cookie!!! WoooHoooo!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh dory no matter what those pictures are the fab...the bomb....beautylecous .......we haf to take pictures around here all the time also..yours are more professional looking..usually ours are streaks of us....bahhahahahaha
ReplyDeletestella rose
you still look totally beautiful to us.
ReplyDeleteWell, we aren't so sure furstealing isn't a crime, but we do think your little princess looks mighty lovely:)
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Dory, you are a beautiful princess....furs or not. (Just don't let the fur stealers make you go BALD!)
ReplyDeleteThat cookie ending made everything worth it! :)
Hap-Pee Weekend!
Mom takes Pierre to the fur stealers. He always thinks he is so cute when he comes home. I keep my fur except when it falls out, which is constantly. BOL! You still look lovely. ♥ Your Pal, Bentley
ReplyDeleteOMC, your beautiful curls are gone Dory. But even after the fur stealers finished you are still the most lovely princess we know. We hopes you got an extra cookie or two to make up for all that torture.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
You look adorable Dory!!!
ReplyDeleteYou do look a bit less fluffy but just as aDORYable as always. Do you get to play with the cute crochet owl?
ReplyDeleteDory the fur stealers did make you very very shiny though! You are beautiful no matter what Princess Dory!
ReplyDeleteMarty
Dory, a fresh do is good the election!!! But you should milk momma for all the cookies you can get!
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