7/2/09

Tales of a Toy


Tonite I want to talk to you about humans and our stuffie toys


This is my Lammie Stuffie. She is my favorite toy. I play with her all the time.


I even sleep with her. I chew on her. I snuggle with her. Sometimes I sneak her outside when Mommy isn't looking.


Mommy says she is STINKIE and we have to wash her.


I tried to explain to the Mommy it has taken me 6 months to get her to smell as good as she does now. That didn't help, poor Lammie is now headed for that noisy bathtub Mommy calls the washer. Wish her luck!

10 comments:

  1. Hope Lammie can swim...

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  2. Oh Dory I know what you are talking about. We work so hard to get them to smell that way and then we have to start all over again. I don't get it either! When you get lammie back try to sneak him outside and roll in the grass with him.

    Good luck, Sasha

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  3. I'm sure woo will make her just as nice again!

    Just humour your mom - there might even be a treat or two in it fur woo!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  4. You should get lammie an inner tube so she take a spin in this "Washer".

    -Mollie and Bobo

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  5. Stinky? Boo. Humans definitely don't have as refined a sense of smell as we do. I don't understand their incessant need to "wash" things (including us!) - what is up with that?!?

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona

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  6. Humans have a weird sense of smell. They just don't get...we like stinky. I hope lammie wore a life jacket!

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  7. Oh poor Lammie - this has happened to some of our stuffies. They go round and round getting covered in water and soap.
    Lammie will have a headache for days once she/he has dried out!
    Humans just dont understand - that thing called the TV programmes their brain and they keep thinking 'clean and fresh'.
    They are unable to help themselves - all of us dogs must try to understand!!!
    love
    Martha & Bailey xxx

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  8. Hi, Dory...

    Thanks for stopping by my Blog...You are right...We do look alot alike...

    Your fur stylist cuts you a little different than mine does, but we could be sisters...I think I like your cut better...

    Your Lammie is very cute...My favorite stuffie is my Piggy - she is as old as I am...My Mom puts her in that big washing thing just when I think she smells really nice, too...

    Abby xxxooo

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  9. Hi Dory,

    We hope you and Lammie are soon reunited. Hoomans do have silly ideas.

    Our stuffies rarely get washed cause they don't live long enough to need a bath. BOL

    Wags & wiggles,
    Bijou

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